I think it’s fine for a guy to paint his nails whatever color he pleases because they belong to him and no one should give two shits.
hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.
hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Listen, I’m done playing this game. I do not care about anything in the past, what I care about is right now. So, if you would, please stop messaging me with things that quite frankly I don’t want to know.